Cocoa has volunteered to date the bird!! Or maybe eat him.
A lady reserves the right to change her mind!!
I'm basically a nature-loving girl, but if the bird pecking our living room window doesn't knock it off, he may find himself knocked out!!!! I'm guessing he's trying to "date" our deck door. His song is lovely, but then he scrapes his beak against the glass, sending the dogs into a yipping, yapping frenzy!!! This has been going on for three days. I've shut the blinds, but every time the bird pecks, the dogs yap. Combine this with my already bluh mood and I've written one, whole paragraph of my new synopsis!! Maybe I should take my laptop out to the car?
In other news, Hannah is now a nanny!! Her charge is a four-year-old Turkish boy whom she describes as being adorably spoiled. Yesterday, he dribbled cereal and milk on the iPad he was playing with that was housed in a Louis Vuitton cover. Wonder if this family would adopt me? I'm a very neat cereal eater. Just sayin'.