Not a good likeness to Tanning Man, but hunky all the same!!! LOL!!
In case you somehow missed one of my eight thousand posts about daughter, Hannah, being an Ice Girl for the Tulsa Oilers, she was/is one (tryouts for next season are in July). Her Ice Girl coach, who just won a double-header of beauty titles and accompanying crowns announced right after Christmas that the girls needed to tan, as tan fat looks better than white fat.
While I have no scientific proof for this statement, the coach is stunning and tan and while preparing for my annual trek to the Romance Writers of America (RWA) conference, it has come to my attention that I may have some jiggly white stuff in need of attention!!! I know tanning's not good for me!! I'm Czech and whiter than white, but in lieu of actually losing weight, this is my only hope of looking like Penelope Cruz in a little over two weeks.
(I am faithfully going to the gym every day, too, but in case I fail to spontaneously lose 400 lbs in two weeks, tanning's my only hope!!)
Okay, so that's the background on why I'm tanning. Hannah's tanning so she will look hot on the Jersey Shore with her hockey-playing Guido. A sucker for love, I'm driving to RWA so Hannah can see Antonio and her friend, Louisa, can see Ian (we're dropping off Louisa in Ohio!!) More on the Romance Road Trip to come, but back on today's topic--the hot tanning man!!!!
Yesterday afternoon, I left my little tanning room to see Hannah. She made an odd excited, eye-jerk, for me to look behind her. (She tans on a different hall.) I didn't think too much about it, when WHAM!!!! This bronzed god steps behind her. Like, I literally couldn't close my mouth and neither could she. He was all muscled-up and of course, tan. Wore some kind of manly shorts and a T-shirt and had longish blond hair pulled back in a ponytail--totally not my usual type, but OH MY!!!!!!! He carried a Louis Vuitton backpack that had to be pushing $5000 and climbed into a navy BMW. The whole ride home, Hannah and I couldn't stop giggling and daydreaming about what this amazing alien creature was doing in a Tulsa tanning salon!!! If anyone in Tulsa knows this hunk, please give him my number!!!!! ;-)